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DO YOU BELEAVE IN MIRACLE

kabaka
06.06.2007 22:49
a catholic father had a crush for the sister and could not find a way of letting her know.he really wanted her badly.
one day he asked the sister if she could accompany him to a mission far away from there place. The sister respectively agreed.
so they packed everything that could assist them in the journey and drove off.after a long drive in the middle of the forest, the father stalled the car and stopped it.he said 'holy shit! something is wrong with the car,what are we going to do?'he moved out and checked,'our fuel tank is empty!'
the sister didnt know anything about cars,so she went 'ooh!my God.'
father said 'but dont worry we are people of God,lets just kneel and pray then God will give us a solution '
so the sister quickly agreed.
after a short prayer the father told the sister that God had revealed a solution 'God has said the i should urinate in the fuel tank and the urine will turn to fuel'
the sister shouted'praise Him,Amen'
The father quickly unzipped and inserted in the fuel tank and pretended to urinate.he finished after a while the sister was watching with unbeleavable eyes.
the father asked 'do you beleive?'
she quiclky replied 'Yes father'
so the father tried the car and it started.they thanked God and continued with there journey.
on there way the sister was singing praises of how God was good,he could turn anything to something.
After another long distance,the car stalled again.The sister hurriedly moved out,knelt and started praying.'God we still need you,please help us'
the father joined him and they prayed together.
the father revealed the same message from God. He was supposed to urinate in the tank and urine will turn to fuel.the sister quiclky unzipped him,took out his c**k and inserted it in the tank.she said'do it father,turn it to fuel.'
the father looked at the sister and asked,'do you beleave?'she replied 'ooh! yes father'
after a while ,he said 'holy shit!i cant'
'you cant? oh God what are we going to do?'the sister asked
'dont you beleave anymore?,lets pray again and God will provide a solution.'father said
Down they went and started praying.
after a while,the father said that God has revealed that if he could not urinate,then then the sister should.
the sister quiclky agreed,slipped down her panty and went for the tank.
she tried all positions but could not place her p***y,to urinate in the tank.
The father then jumped to an idea, 'why dont i just put my **** inside your ***** and suck all the fuel?'
the sister replied'come suck all the fuel father'
the father quiclky unzipped and sucked all the fuel,placed it in the tank and a miracle happened,they continued with there journey.

saz4soccer
07.23.2007 21:38
gross

dragonlover
08.23.2007 14:46
thatt kinda nasty. but funny! lol.

kissmefeb
08.27.2010 04:52
BELEAVE?

Momo49
11.13.2010 21:55
ewwwwww that is freakin nasty man

shywave
11.28.2010 13:07
Its a turn on

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