hope you enjoy ladies |
silver222
05.19.2007 05:14
| One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
BT; font-size: 32px; font-weight: bold; ">A: Rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals" |
| martync
05.17.2008 17:19
| NOW THEY WERE FUNNY! |
| natzilla
05.30.2008 11:27
| Hey, your jokes are really funny. Keep the good work up:)
Natzilla |
| regie_88
07.23.2008 11:21
| That was really great. Send us some more pls................ |
| Kaana
08.05.2008 09:41
| Burst of laughitng!!!)))))) After reading all them can't help myslef giggling:)) Thanks for such great jokes. Will share with my friends |
| helenchang
08.11.2008 03:54
| OK GOOD |
| haimi_asfaw2008
09.02.2008 02:50
| yes |
| Jenniever
10.28.2008 23:14
| You are great! You brighten my day with your jokes! Keep it up and send more pls. |
| ANITAZAMBA30
09.07.2015 18:55
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