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GEORGE BUSH

osman
12.18.2005 03:15
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people really happy

KaygirlNY_bitch
12.20.2005 13:23
That is hilarious! I can say that with out a doubt I would be one of the 56 million people who would be happy for them to be thrown out of the widow.

BOBBY2
12.28.2005 05:07
WELL MR PRESIDENT,I WILL BE VERY SAD IF THE PILOT THREW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW.

faceless
01.19.2006 05:13
i would rather wish the pilot to crash tha plane.

osman
01.31.2006 08:49
teh teh teh teh

kaylakisses08
02.07.2006 10:51
Yes!!!

olka_evil
02.13.2006 12:36
:)

hemavelavan
02.15.2006 07:05
:)

Dannox
02.20.2006 14:09
He is arsehole

flboy
02.28.2006 16:38
man g bush rocks

gopi_raccha
03.15.2006 22:44
i agree with the pilot

tim_tam
03.23.2006 00:44
awesome joke, hope some1 ends up doin it!

kmw10041991
03.27.2006 11:02
plz throw them out.....!

KaygirlNY_bitch
03.28.2006 08:41
To the pilot: toss 'em

Jaydawood
03.30.2006 06:09
That was really a ggod one!
 
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