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mariposade
04.27.2009 13:13
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."


addy25
10.06.2009 12:03
clever

iva85
12.15.2009 23:54
i like that

gatssjoy
02.04.2010 09:09
they are the most boring people on earth.

Johna
03.24.2010 16:54
I liked it so much, it is a pity some people have no sense of humour. haha

Ranee
03.27.2010 20:48
Ha ha ha .... Good joke. I like it.

saroja
04.15.2010 03:24
good one the whole idea was that careful observation method was supposed to be used by students.

lubna
08.02.2010 07:32
genious.liked it a lot.

kissmefeb
08.27.2010 04:09
hmmmf i like the teacher

asemanz
11.16.2012 11:46
fine

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