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swearing

silver222
06.29.2007 05:24
A seven year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the seven year old, "I think it's about time
we started swearing." The four year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then
you swear after me, ok?" "OK" the four year old agrees with
enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven year old what
he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco
Pops."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,
got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the four year old and asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."

yvonne1111
07.03.2007 20:43
o wow dat wasn't funny

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Eddington
07.19.2007 05:20
ha ha ha, very funny!

saz4soccer
07.23.2007 21:30
funny but violence is mean

penique
07.24.2007 11:33
brill

dragonlover
08.23.2007 14:43
that great. really funny!

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