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old man

brittany_15
11.21.2006 09:34
an 84 yr old man was aressted for shop lifting.. the judge said how do you plead?
the man said guilty..the judge asked what did you steal? a can of peaches..the judge asked how many peaches were in the can? the man said 6..ok the judge said its the law and you have to spend 6 days in jail..the mans wife said can i say something? the judge said yes..she said he also stole a can of peas...lol


it sounds funnier when i actually know the exact words..but its still funny

brittany_15
12.19.2006 09:20
you ppl suck why dont you write in here?

Dont_Care
12.21.2006 04:40
Why don't u give me an account to log on to your memory to know what the exact words are ? May be I could extract the fun !!!!

nightlark
02.06.2007 15:41
Haha! That is funny.

ANITAZAMBA30
09.07.2015 19:12
I am Queen Zamba by name, a female never been married,i have seen a lots of profiles but am very selective, you are one of my selection, please kindly write me on my private email address, so that i can send you some of my pictures and introduce my self to you.
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ANITAZAMBA30
09.07.2015 19:13
I am Queen Zamba by name, a female never been married,i have seen a lots of profiles but am very selective, you are one of my selection, please kindly write me on my private email address, so that i can send you some of my pictures and introduce my self to you.
QueenZamba@hotmail.com
 
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